Nike creates the “Space Jam” of soccer in this five and a half minute, digitally animated commercial that pits today’s soccer stars against a team of “perfect” clones who don’t make mistakes. The clones, dressed all in grey and sporting identical ridiculous bowl haircuts, crush the “original” players in their first match. Essentially, the flawless clones put superstars like Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney, Neymar Jr.
Clients are not parents. Squabbling kids are bad at home. Clients can be bothered to deal with warring agencies. The symbol for the Moon is a picture of the Moon. Specifically, the symbol for the Moon looks like a crescent Moon in the last quarter. This symbol is very obvious, as it what ancient peoples saw in the sky for thousands of years, and it the same thing we see today..
But, as luck would have it, there was a day earlier this week when I didn’t manage to stumble my way to bed until well after 6am. So, being sort of awake and only moderately disoriented, I decided to investigate this “continental breakfast” firsthand to see what treasures it held. To the best of my recollection, the following items were available: A Plexiglas container filled with a cereal that vaguely resembled Froot Loops A carafe of powdered milk That’s it.
I worked in corporate accountability for a decade. I know how these companies work. I know what they respond to. So if you’re trying to goad yourselfinto exercising, you might consider creating a contract with yourself and giving yourself a small, designated reward (probably not a cupcake) each time you go to the gym. Then you can gradually change or eliminate the rewardsonce your gym habit is firmly established. If you stop exercisingfor whateverreason, just repeat the process..
There were also problems with attracting men who would say anything, including that they loved me, just to get me into bed. Since I cut my hair short, let it return to its natural dark blonde color, and gained a few pounds, things have changed completely. I’m much happier now..
But lets not forget how bad the East was and how bad the bottom of the West was as well. Only 3 teams in the East won 50 games, and potentially the Bulls, who were the 3 seed may have been the 7 seed in the West. So Dallas, who finished as the 7 seed, had the same record as the Bulls meaning only two teams in the entire conference had a better record than them.
Year edition will screen 14 short films, selected by a judging panel comprising film experts from both the United States and Portugal. This month also marks the 10th Tribeca Film Festival. Be sure to scroll down to check out what coming up, and for more information about when and how to get your Festival tickets and official swag..